Total Medals Earned: 330 (From 55 different games.) Total Medal Score: 8,350 Points
Medals Earned: 3/4 (300/400 points)
Kill 3 gansters in mid air
Kill 20 gangsters with the knife in one round
Get 20 headshots in one round.
Blow 20 gangsters in to pieces in one round
Medals Earned: 7/8 (160/260 points)
Survive dream #1
Survive dream #2
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 5/6 (190/195 points)
Run away, and begin your escape.
Complete the "Moving iEye" levels
Complete the "Slidewalk" levels
Complete the "Activating iEye" levels
Yay, you completed the whole demo! You dissident!
Support us, or share this satire of social media on social media.
Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/325 points)
Now everyone knows you like uncensored NG humor.
To get paid? Nah man. To get ice cream.
Save the Day with a full Mayhem Bonus.
Never mind, I wanna go browse Newgrounds dot com instead.
The uh, safety was off there.
2 Left Thumbs would be proud.
Make a big explosion!
Complete the Pacifist Route.
If you do see Peter the Ant by chance, smoosh 'em.
Run out of ammo and die.
You beat the game with TOUCH CONTROLS. I'm AFRAID of you. Just kidding.
Medals Earned: 3/11 (175/370 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
You probably poke dead animals with sticks, too.
When winning just isn't enough...
A new lap record!
Medals Earned: 12/23 (120/480 points)
Someone is watching you. Try not to screw up too bad.
Collect secret item 1.
Collect secret item 5.
Collect secret item 2.
Collect secret item 3.
Collect secret item 4.
Collect secret item 7.
Collect secret item 6.
Defeat Santa Claus and win your bet.
Defeat yourself in a Merry Mirror Match.
Complete the game and get the first ending.
Medals Earned: 20/20 (440/440 points)
Recover 3 lifes in a game
Use a slow motion 3 times in a game
Score 3,000 points
Do 10 headshots in a game
Do 8 'Combo 3x' in a game
Do 4 'Combo 4x' in a game
Slice 50 ragdolls in a game
Do 3 'Combo 5x' in a game
Slice 10 gold ragdolls in a game
Leave alive 3 ragdolls in a game
Do 10 criticals in a game
Slice 1,000 ragdolls
Do 100 headshots
Use a slow motion 50 times
Recover 20 lifes
Do 100 criticals
Score 10,000 points
Leave alive 20 ragdolls
Slice 100 gold ragdolls
Explode 50 bombs
Medals Earned: 12/12 (440/440 points)
Share this game! Your REAL friends will weep for you.
Get 1000 points on the Preloader game. YOU MONSTER
Pass Lady Gaga The Game without dying.
Complete Inception The Game in under 30 seconds.
Pass LOST THE GAME (haha) without dying.
Pass Rainbows The Game without dying.
Survive Earthquakes The Game for 30 seconds.
Finish one third of the levels.
Complete Youtube The Game in under 15 seconds.
Finish two thirds of the levels.
Unlock EVERYTHING. Now, you can play the game as your OWN character. SUCCESS.
Finish all the levels... Oh, but that's JUST the levels!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Beat the game.
Medals Earned: 4/6 (50/65 points)
Use chemicals to kill Darcy.
Set Darcy on fire.